{"id":1196332,"date":"2009-08-29T00:16:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T22:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/szexplaza.hu\/?p=1196332"},"modified":"2009-08-22T07:17:27","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T05:17:27","slug":"perverz-viccek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/perverz-viccek\/","title":{"rendered":"Perverz viccek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>K\u00e9t \u00f3vod\u00e1s megy az utc\u00e1n.<br \/>\nA kisl\u00e1ny egy \u00f3vatlan pillanatban beny\u00fal a fi\u00fa gaty\u00e1j\u00e1ba \u00e9s a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151t k\u00e9rdezi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Na, mit fogok?<br \/>\nA kisfi\u00fanak felcsillan a szeme \u00e9s csak ennyit mond:<br \/>\n&#8211; Leszopni!<\/p>\n<p>Jancsi es Juliska testv\u00e9rek, \u00e9s basznak a szob\u00e1ban.<br \/>\n&#8211; Te Jancsi, te jobb vagy mint apu!<br \/>\n&#8211; Tudom mondta anyu!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mama, mi az a v\u00e9rbaj?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kuss kisfiam, te csak bassz\u00e1l tov\u00e1bb!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mama ! Mi az a v\u00e9rfarkas?<br \/>\n&#8211; Cs\u00f6nd fiam, ink\u00e1bb f\u00e9s\u00fcld meg az arcod! <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Apu, hadd menjek el a discoba!<br \/>\n&#8211; Csak ha leszopsz, kisl\u00e1nyom.<br \/>\nEltelik egy kis id\u0151, de a l\u00e1ny nagyon szeretne discozni, teh\u00e1t r\u00e1\u00e1ll:<br \/>\n&#8211; De apu, h\u00e1t szaros a farkad!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nah\u00e1t el is felejtettem, az \u00f6cs\u00e9d most k\u00e9rte el a kocsit. <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mama! Mi\u00e9rt ny\u00f6gd\u00e9cselsz?<br \/>\n&#8211; Cs\u00f6nd fiam, nyalj\u00e1l!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mama! A nagymam\u00e1nak v\u00e9ral\u00e1fut\u00e1sa van.<br \/>\n&#8211; Cs\u00f6nd fiam, edd k\u00f6rbe!<\/p>\n<p>Apa, anya \u00e9s a kisl\u00e1nyuk \u00fclnek a f\u0171rd\u0151k\u00e1dban.<br \/>\n&#8211; Papa, mikor lesz nekem is olyan a k\u00e9t l\u00e1bam k\u00f6z\u00f6tt, mint neked?<br \/>\n&#8211; Majd ha any\u00e1d kimegy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K\u00e9t \u00f3vod\u00e1s megy az utc\u00e1n. A kisl\u00e1ny egy \u00f3vatlan pillanatban beny\u00fal a fi\u00fa gaty\u00e1j\u00e1ba \u00e9s a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151t k\u00e9rdezi. &#8211; Na, mit fogok? A kisfi\u00fanak felcsillan a szeme \u00e9s csak ennyit mond: &#8211; Leszopni! Jancsi es Juliska testv\u00e9rek, \u00e9s basznak a szob\u00e1ban. &#8211; Te Jancsi, te jobb vagy mint apu! &#8211; Tudom mondta anyu! &#8211; Mama, &#8230; <a title=\"Perverz viccek\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/perverz-viccek\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Perverz viccek\">Olvass tov\u00e1bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1050,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1196332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-szex_porno"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1050"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/s1ex.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}