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\nA professzor v\u00e9gigm\u00e9ri.
\n– B\u00e1rmit?
\nA l\u00e1ny el\u0151rehajol, \u00e9rz\u00e9kien b\u00fagja:
\n– Igen, b\u00e1rmit!
\n– Akkor pr\u00f3b\u00e1ljon meg tanulni.<\/p>\n

Szerelmesp\u00e1r megy fel a fi\u00fa lak\u00e1s\u00e1ra. A fi\u00fa m\u00e1r nyitn\u00e1 az ajt\u00f3t, amikor a l\u00e1ny megsz\u00f3lal:
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\nA fi\u00fa nagyot n\u00e9z, de a l\u00e1ny folytatja:
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Pistik\u00e9\u00e9k t\u00e1borba mentek. Mindenkinek jutott \u00e1gy, kiv\u00e9ve Pistik\u00e9nek. \u00cdgy h\u00e1t gondolt egyet, odamegy a tan\u00edt\u00f3hoz, \u00e9s azt mondja neki:
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\n– Na j\u00f3! De csak itt a t\u00e1borban! M\u00edg itt lesz\u00fcnk! – v\u00e1laszolta a tan\u00e1rn\u0151.
\nEgy kis id\u0151 m\u00falva Pistike \u00fajra megsz\u00f3lal:
\n– Tan\u00e1rn\u0151! Beledughatom a kisujjam a k\u00f6ld\u00f6k\u00e9be? Mert otthon anyucinak is \u00edgy szoktam!
\n– Ok. De ma este ez az utols\u00f3 k\u00edv\u00e1ns\u00e1god!
\nF\u00e9l perc m\u00falva felsikolt a tan\u00e1rn\u0151:
\n– Pistike, az nem a k\u00f6ld\u00f6k\u00f6m!
\n– De nekem sem a kisujjam!<\/p>\n

Tov\u00e1bbi erotikus viccek itt: 01<\/a> 02<\/a> 03<\/a> 04<\/a> 05<\/a> 06<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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